Hump and Dump 

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.

Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!

Hump and Dump by B.N January 11, 2009

hump day soiree 

The first "party" of the weekend. Usually just a few frat guys and some chicks sitting around playing drinking games and getting wasted.

Delta Chi has the best hump day soiree's

hump day soiree by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005

Hump, the 

A dance that is real easy to do, check it out. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, then you are invited to invent your own moves, according to your ethnic background.

"Step off, I'm doin' the Hump," said Stephanie.

Hump, the by Gryphon August 5, 2003

hump the monkey 

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

hump the monkey by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

hump it and dump it 

Coitus and bail, love and leave, one night stand, hook up at a party then immidiatly leave

I met him or her at a party last week. Did you hump it and dump it? Oh yes, I hit it and quit it.

hump it and dump it by Osagereef September 20, 2013

Hump and Dump 

Typically in a gay relationship when one participant penetrates the other ones asshole until it has stretched out far enough.
Then he proceeds to shit in the other persons asshole until it's full.

Adam: I'm totally going to hump and dump Jake today.
Faith: Is it Ok if I watch?

Hump and Dump by Crabs are people January 12, 2018

hump day 

Occurs on the fourth floor, north wing between 12pm and 1pm every Wednesday!

Jane and Ted love Hump Day!

hump day by hot dog lovers December 24, 2007