When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
Get the Ed Sheeran Homelessmug. The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
Get the Homeless Seppukumug. A person with a home made out of tarp, camping equipment or repurposed recycled paper. Socially, this doesn’t count as a home, even though they lay their head there every night. Technically, the proper terminology is houseless. This is a person without a roof composed of masonry.
by explainlikeimfive September 19, 2019
Get the Homelessmug. by Homeless King June 11, 2019
Get the Homeless Gangmug. Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
Get the If you're homeless, just buy a housemug. by JayEm001 October 22, 2015
Get the Homelessingmug.