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Homeless

she's so homeless. 😻
by deezaanij May 13, 2022
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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
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Homeless Seppuku

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
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Homeless

A person with a home made out of tarp, camping equipment or repurposed recycled paper. Socially, this doesn’t count as a home, even though they lay their head there every night. Technically, the proper terminology is houseless. This is a person without a roof composed of masonry.
The homeless have homes, they’re houseless and happy.
by explainlikeimfive September 19, 2019
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Homeless Gang

The coolest kids on the block. They get what they want, when they want.
Gavin, Abby, and Evan are in the homeless gang because they just robbed a doughnut store.
by Homeless King June 11, 2019
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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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Homelessing

Going around your house, apartment, car looking for change.
Friend 1: Man, I was homelessing trying to find change to get some taco bell.
by JayEm001 October 22, 2015
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