hippoposterous

A word to describe literally anything in any context or situation, good or bad.

Example 1:

Friend: "I just saw the craziest accident happen and the guy hopped out of car and took off running covered in blood"
Friend 2 : "that's hippoposterous!!"

Example 2:
Friend: "I just won the lottery!!"

Friend 2: "hippoposterous!!"

by Brattster October 12, 2019

Hippocrumpet

Another a word for an object. This includes pretty much everything.

An example is: Aw man I lost my hippocrumpet (phone).

by Hippocrumpet Man October 31, 2019

Hippocrotamus

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

hippopothanos

A hippo with the face of thanos.

That hippopothanos is ugly as f***, boi.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Hippopotas

That one Pokemon that you may catch that you think is a shiny until you figure out it is actually a female version of it.

Person 1: Hey look a shiny Hippopotas!
Person 2: That's not shiny, its a female!

by The Macaw May 30, 2020

Hippolotta-ass

Fat person.

There is a herd of hippolotta-ass.

by DRGR1MR3AP3R June 14, 2020

hippoclit

A fat women who’s hypocritical

Amy tumor is a massive hippoclit

by The big bob boi June 23, 2020