Whoring for Hillary

when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.

{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}

Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”

Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}

Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”

{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!

by pianocheater October 2, 2016

Pulled a Hillary

When a person or team is in a situation where they should have a sure win, but still lose.

Did you see the Yankees game last night? They had an easy win, but they Pulled a Hillary.

by PunchTheMonkey November 9, 2016

Do the Hillary

the act of hiding your dirty little secrets on a private email server

I will just do the Hillary because I dont want my girlfriend to see the blackmail I wrote.

by michaeloconnell January 10, 2017

hillary rally

When you hover over a toilet, bent completely over, so you can vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

After three hours of tequila and guacamole dip, Nicole soon found herself at a Hillary rally.

by REEEEEEEEEEsist January 4, 2018

Queen Hillary

What Hillary Clinton should have become on the first Tuesday in Nov 2016

Mrs Clinton should have become Queen Hillary, but Donald Trump had other ideas

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

Hillary Clinton

Could've been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.

Hillary Clinton could have lead America to its ultimate demise!

by TheTankDriver August 9, 2017

Pulling A Hillary

When you get in bad trouble and act like you didn't mean to do it.

Jim is going to try pulling a Hillary to get out of detention today

by Rektmate69 June 14, 2017