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Harlan

Green-tinted bottle beverages are shipped in.
It's hard to find harlan glass bottles nowadays
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Hanlon's Razor

Logical fallacy around the mantra “Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice”.
In reality, acting like “Whoops, sorry! Stoopid me!”, so the victim is willing to forgive you for longer, is the oldest trick in the book of evil.
Mostly used by anxious sheltered people when overwhelmed by reality .
Not necessarily wrong. But not necessarily right *either*. There simply is no rational basis for it. It is useless. Its false sense of security can itself be harmful again. Purely exists as a coping fantasy. Same thing as conspiracy theorists (−1) , but with an opposite polarity (+1).
Risen in popularity in late 2010s, due to an anxiety epidemic in young people caused by over-sheltering parents, for-profit fear media, over-prescription abuse, and several bad events (pandemic, wars, …).

The real way to tell evil from stupid is:
*Evil has a goal*. Its actions *converge* towards that.
Stupid is incompetent. Its actions *diverge* (into chaos).
Catch 1: Stupid people can *still* be useful pawns for evil people, and follow them. (See example.)
Catch 2: There doesn’t *have* to be an evil person. It may be emergent behavior in a group. (Proof: Your body’s cells aren’t smart. Yet together they can act smart.)
Usually it’s more complex, but that’s the gist.

In the end, stupid is already harmful. It wastes resources and slows advancement down. That is evil.
While evil is already stupid. As teamwork (being nice) is clearly an evolutionary advantage.
Leader figure A: Evil (scapegoat group B) are invading our (group A), destroying our (values) and taking our (valuables)! = Evil. Goal: Power
Group B, Pawn 2: Durk urr durr! Kill all (group B)! =Stupid. Goal: Whatever dear leader A says.
Group A, Anxious traumatized person 3: OMG, (group B) is destroying our (group A)! They are evil! Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous trauma: “It *must* be real!” Goal: Safety through avoidance.
Group A, Anxious *black-eyed* person 4: Calm down, it’s just Hanlon's Razor! Everything is fine. Nothing to see here, move on. Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous *safe space*: “It CAN’T be real!” Goal: Safety through ignorance.

(As you can see, everyone in this example is wrong, and merely driven by their anxiety, clinging to what they grew up with that seemingly lets them handle reality.)
by Evi1M4chine April 3, 2023
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Hanlin

-needs more proper definitions tbh
an irish surname
OR
a chinese person

^ who is probably sick of not knowing what their name means

may be a man warrior, but upon closer inspection, may not be

taylor swift fan

may be known as: hamlin, hannah, hand lens, anything but hanlin
Hanlin: "hey mom, what does my name mean?"
Mom: "lol i forgot"
by sauced pickles May 6, 2023
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hannan

bitch gets mad for no reason ugly not funny stupid pick me short looks like a garden gnome
hannan: ugy ass bitch
by prettybrunette.. June 14, 2023
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Hanan

"this person is really a hanan"
by levhag August 23, 2023
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Harlan

A male, typically a Hawaiian, cums into a pastry, and feeds it to a girl.
I’m going to Harlan this croissant.
by icesk8er4luv July 22, 2024
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Hanan

Hanan is a part-time professional thief who gained fame after stealing Kurkure and Pepsi cans worth 20 rupees from Kuttan's shop in Kadavanthra.

Hanan has stolen items estimated to be worth 25,000 rupees over the last 5 years.
Hey, I saw Hanan planning a heist in front of Ammachi’s shop last night!
by Kuttan Kadavanthra December 30, 2023
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