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Hot, wet, hard and sexy. Somthing you may feel as a man or a women is lusting for another to touch you in a extreme way. Wanting so badly to be satisfied. Thoughts of sex of any nature and position run through your head and get you immediatley aroused.
Watching porn makes me horny.
Thinking about you inside of me, makes me hot & horny.
Hearing you scream my name makes me horny.
Hearing other people having sex, makes me horny.
Thinking about you inside of me, makes me hot & horny.
Hearing you scream my name makes me horny.
Hearing other people having sex, makes me horny.
Horny by Pleasure Me October 10, 2008
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this will make you horny if you're not yet:
i walk into your room and rip you up out of bed, im wearing noting but a bra and panties which you hastily remove i start vigorously ripping off alll your clothes while i make out with your neck i move up to your mouth and i start to give you a hand job you massage my breasts and then i slowly go down and blow you real hard finally i throw you on the bed you finger me then eat me out, the pleasure is so intense
i push you down and start sliding your hard long cock in and out of my soft wet pussy we fuck until the pleasure is so great i orgasm and gush and you immediatly cum you cant contain it anymore it feels so good we do it again and again until we fall asleep still wrapped around each other
i walk into your room and rip you up out of bed, im wearing noting but a bra and panties which you hastily remove i start vigorously ripping off alll your clothes while i make out with your neck i move up to your mouth and i start to give you a hand job you massage my breasts and then i slowly go down and blow you real hard finally i throw you on the bed you finger me then eat me out, the pleasure is so intense
i push you down and start sliding your hard long cock in and out of my soft wet pussy we fuck until the pleasure is so great i orgasm and gush and you immediatly cum you cant contain it anymore it feels so good we do it again and again until we fall asleep still wrapped around each other
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To begin, for those of you who don't know, the word horny stems from Greek myth. The Minotaur was a creature that was half-man and half-bull, existing without a female counterpart and as a complete slave to its own passions. This creature had bull-like horns on his head, hence 'horny'. But that's besides the point.
I hate the word horny because it sounds like a joke, and the feeling it is describing is anything but funny. If you think feeling sexual is funny then there is something seriously wrong with you. Horny sounds like a stupid oaf of a frat boy trying to make himself feel better about the fact that he hasn’t gotten laid in 6 months and that he masturbates 4 times a day as compensation. When you feel ‘horny’ – it’s really the only word for it – the feeling is not like a joke and does not exist like it does on white people sitcoms and teen movies. It’s like a surge of sexuality and life and need. Or maybe that’s just me, or maybe all those people who actively use the word horny are just too stupid to realize what’s wrong with it.
I hate the word horny because it sounds like a joke, and the feeling it is describing is anything but funny. If you think feeling sexual is funny then there is something seriously wrong with you. Horny sounds like a stupid oaf of a frat boy trying to make himself feel better about the fact that he hasn’t gotten laid in 6 months and that he masturbates 4 times a day as compensation. When you feel ‘horny’ – it’s really the only word for it – the feeling is not like a joke and does not exist like it does on white people sitcoms and teen movies. It’s like a surge of sexuality and life and need. Or maybe that’s just me, or maybe all those people who actively use the word horny are just too stupid to realize what’s wrong with it.
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This poem may make your horny,
Even though its a little horny.
In my dreams you suck me
I don’t care, cause its free.
Then I think your going to choke,
When you start to go deep throat.
Stick my dick in your ass,
Get your dildo made of glass.
Ride me up, Ride me down,
Till your sweatin' on the ground
Fuck you hard, fuck you fast,
Until I cum in your ass.
Go slow!
I’m going to blow!
Cum at last,
In your ass
Wake up at 6 o’clock,
And cant find my little cock.
Where is my little dickie?
Aww damn, my pants are sticky.
Even though its a little horny.
In my dreams you suck me
I don’t care, cause its free.
Then I think your going to choke,
When you start to go deep throat.
Stick my dick in your ass,
Get your dildo made of glass.
Ride me up, Ride me down,
Till your sweatin' on the ground
Fuck you hard, fuck you fast,
Until I cum in your ass.
Go slow!
I’m going to blow!
Cum at last,
In your ass
Wake up at 6 o’clock,
And cant find my little cock.
Where is my little dickie?
Aww damn, my pants are sticky.
horny by Jizz master XL January 21, 2009