I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
Please help me
by High g8 guy March 19, 2019
A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".
My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.
by peggy87 July 29, 2010
by littlejimmie November 04, 2019
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by 💯⚠⚠⚠❎❎3️⃣🆗5️⃣🔵 March 17, 2022
Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information
1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.
by jawwnvi January 21, 2019
1) your dying and you need to call an ambulance and in that case No.
2) you were doing something inappropriate and your parents walked in
3) your are an intergalactic organism studying the homosapien race or a confused grandma , in which that case it is a shorter way of saying please send help.
2) you were doing something inappropriate and your parents walked in
3) your are an intergalactic organism studying the homosapien race or a confused grandma , in which that case it is a shorter way of saying please send help.
by jb qscjh bwdjh February 26, 2020