hassett

Likes to Hang out with his Wang out!

smeagle or golem which ever is prefered.

by killerclownssucks January 21, 2004

facebook hassler

one who continuously hassles, annoys or bothers others to post pictures, videos, etc. onto facebook until he or she does so.

Louis "Can you put those pictures up from tonight?"

Betsy "Louis, I will, I'm not in the mood today."

next day...

Louis "Betsy are you gonna post those pictures today?"

Betsy "Louis stop being such a facebook hassler, i'll do it eventually."

by Ballzy Anna Rad December 18, 2008

Hasselhoff

A very sloppy hambuger.

I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.

by darin98401 May 22, 2007

hasselhoffed

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.

I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.

by Ron Jeremey May 18, 2007

hasselhoff

1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease

1. The actor, though popular in Germany, was hasselhoffing the American public with his terrible music.
2. He stripped down to his red swim trunks in an obvious attempt to hasselhoff the women on the beach.
3. "I don't want be hasselhoffed right now!" exclaimed the busy young woman to the middle-aged man.

by stroyer May 25, 2006

hossler

man who gets a lot of ass, pussy, semen like liquid candy

wow look at andy hossler over there but not in the eyes ur dick will shrivel

by jack jillinhall October 25, 2010

David Hasselhoff

1) Golf Term (Meaning)-Noun- To hit a shot in the bunker or sand trap. Also known as the beach.

David hasselhoff, well know for his roll in Baywatch spent a lot of time on a beach. Coin the phrase "David Hasselhoff"

"Looks like this one is heading for the beach....Nice shot David Hasselhoff!"

by Cash Frost April 17, 2006