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guinea bread

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.
by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011
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Guatemalan hot pocket

The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.
The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.
by Spicemaster February 15, 2012
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Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.
I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.
by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015
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Guatemalan handbag

Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.
My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018
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guatemalteca

A “Guatemalteca” is a a person from Guatemala it’s also another way to sayGuatemalanbasically are the same thing just a lil twist.
Hispanic person:“Guatemalteca and proud”.
by Yktv.Mee February 24, 2020
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guatermelon

"Hey Jason how's my red and green outfit I got from my home town in Guatemala"
" Genesis you look like a guatermelon"
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 June 5, 2020
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Giterus

Someone who braids and super glues their own hair to their ass hair and then yanks head forward and pulls out all ass hair, it's called the traditional amish wax.
David successful pulled off the Giterus and ended up in the E.R. last night and has erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding, The interviewer asked "how do you know this"
"I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene"
by Jake22335 May 13, 2021
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