Gooched

When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.

Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!

by Skazellino September 8, 2011

gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

by penno May 3, 2008

Goochy Goose

When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.

Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."

by Macro D December 26, 2006

Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

by My name February 11, 2003

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

gooch

area between nuts and ass hole. guy cooch = gooch

i have cancer of the gooch

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

gooch grab

When one grabs the gooch, aka the taint of male. Taint referring to the are between one's ass and balls.

Dude, I swear to Christ that i'll gooch grab you if you do that again.

by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008