Goopy Goblin Gamer brain

A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.

-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.

-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...

-Random player: Yes, yes i know...

by Obelixtriangle October 25, 2020

Goopingatored

Shit-Stirrer but prognosticator extraordinaire

I cant believe DeCavelier believed that shit.
yeah he done got Goopingatored.

by crotchy'spitcookedbbq October 8, 2010

goopypoopy

goopypoopy is when you have volcanic, liquid diarrhea.

don’t go in the bathroom, i just made a goopypoopy!

by maggie-37 February 9, 2020

goopencracker

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.

Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.

by Mufasa Winkerbean August 8, 2008

The goops

The condition in which your digestive system processes in sudden spurts. Usually characterized by periods of quick shifting and loud gurgles caused by shifting pockets of air and digesting materials.

This condition is commonly brought on by spicy foods or poor diets. The goops are commonly followed by a case of diarhea.

"Man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos. Now I've got The Goops and it's killing me."

by Stevehockey4 March 17, 2010

Goopitis

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.

I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...

by Kermit-K June 29, 2017

Goopy Banana

A recently ejaculated half flaccid penis removed from a condom.

After bob removed his penis, he asked if i wanted a goopy banana for desert.

by AKW-DB July 13, 2018