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Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011
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glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.
She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.
by mike February 1, 2004
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microsoft glaze

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.
I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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Glazed Susan

When someone, normally female sucks on a males testicles.
Wil- oh man. Maria gave me a glazed Susan last night!

Jake- are they still wet?

Wil- oh yea!
by namraob February 21, 2011
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Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass
We all gave her a group glazed ham
by Andrew November 6, 2004
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Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women
"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"
by themanginger August 3, 2014
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chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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