Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

by twanggah March 18, 2010

Dick Garden

A target rich enviroment for someone interested in the male genitalia.

While at the table in a firehouse, "Man this place is a dick garden."

by XRoads August 12, 2014

dirty garden

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs

"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"

by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014

Sacred Garden

When a girl dyes her pubes green.

"there is a sacred garden down there

by super hero man panties November 1, 2016

The garden center

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.

“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday”

by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018

The garden center

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.

“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday”

by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018

Olive Garden

Definition:

To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.

I love it when my girl gives it an Olive Garden, while giving me head!

by Toney’S Tough September 5, 2019