A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.
by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.
I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.
by Natty Frank October 22, 2020

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks
Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013

I totally took this chick out to Taco Bell but regretted it later when I ended up with a Greasy Chihuahua.
by jorjerodriguez February 28, 2013

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room
by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016
