Gopher King

Eclectic, nocturnal personality of Darkchyld. Bound to this realm through the ideals and dreams of world domination.

All will hail the Gopher King! Ye shall know his might or suufer the wrath of Fluffy... He is the destroyer of worlds.

by Darkchyld June 16, 2004

pulling off a Gopal

the act of completing the process of Chad-hood and becoming an absolute CHAD

Example: He's managed to make 5 girlfriends. He is absolutely pulling off a Gopal!

by Kuu44 November 30, 2020

Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

dramatic gopher

internet's greatest star.

damn that dramatic gopher is amazing.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

one eyed gopher

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

Gophase

A gophase is a slightly mysterious and elusive character. Not many people know much about gophases. They are known for their computing genius, and their witty remarks. Gophases have the ability of disappearing for long periods without going unnoticed.

"He has a gophasesque manor"

by nnnsss February 18, 2010

gopher head

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation

A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011