bat glove

just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls

Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.

by blthrskt July 24, 2008

rubber glove

A rubber glove is a plastic, a rubber, a condom that is used to beat up pussy. The phrase comes from a bay area rapper known as Watzreal.

I put my rubber glove on and beat that pussy up.

by Watzreal October 6, 2006

Momma-Glove

A young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit Jacob. A momma-glove's mother will drive him daily to university. The subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. The daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with "Emo" motif. The subject's frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, Jacob. The name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. The subject is also usually obese.

Sloon: "Hey, look at that guy in his mum's car eating a pie"
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."

by Squinn III of Northumberland March 13, 2009

pink glove

During sexual intercourse with a dead body, or a passed out lady, a "pink glove" is experienced when the dry cunt creates a firm grip on the penis, feeling much like the grip of a glove.. thus, the pink glove.

I fucked her so long she went dry and i got a pink glove.

by Dr. joseph October 17, 2002

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

by jb October 26, 2004

Kitten Gloves

To handle something with the utmost care.

The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose her rag.

by Duckfeet November 17, 2006

Pink Glove

An alcoholic beverage, consisting of 1 part Vodka to 1 part pink Grapefruit juice.

Damn, these Pink Gloves are way better than a greyhound!

by Dan B Dodge December 24, 2008