gaffuh

(n.) A term of endearment used amongst a group of homosexual males; never to be used in a negative fashion. Not to be confused with a (cinematic) gaffer.

You're the fucking best, you gaffuh!

by JayIsTheBest February 3, 2014

lochlan gaffney

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.

Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!

by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015

Luke Gaffney

1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.

1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.

2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.

by J Wilkinson November 6, 2007

Snaffle Gaffle

When a woman reaches her climax, you stick your nose inside her vagina and sneeze

Have you ever tried to Snaffle Gaffle?
No, I didn't want to give her aids.

by Von_Barret October 15, 2010

Gaffa

Slang used by the locals of harworth and bircotes in a possitive way.

Breeder: Oi did u see that!?

Steve: Ha, thats gaffa!

by Ryan FInley May 29, 2008

Gaffing

The act of engaging in French kissing with a partner, or partners, used to express an excessive length of time.

Zac : How did the party go last night?

Owen : Oh it was good, I spend the whole night gaffing Katie

by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019

The Gaffney

A sexual position, usu. involving two or more males. Little is know about The Gaffney, other than that it is extremely difficult (often referred to as 'damn near impossible') to master or even perform. Although it takes its participants to heights of sexual pleasure never before experienced by mere mortals, it leaves them exhausted and ravaged to the point of near death. Ancient texts speak of those who take part in The Gaffney being left blind, mute, or even paralyzed. Aristotle, Immanuel Kant and John Stuart Mill were all known to have been practicioners of The Gaffney.

"And then bestowed upon him was knowledge of a value unmatched in the world of men, and he was warned to share the knowledge with only the worthy, the pure of heart and noble of spirit. And he was told that from that day forward all would revere the name of The Gaffney."

by Dr. Paul January 22, 2007