Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

futrenute

Obnoxious odor produced by the foot

"Dude, you for some serious futrenute!"

by Splash Vaporeon November 20, 2016

Fukroputonuku

Telling someone to fuck off and get nuked while listening to "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco

"I hope Kim Jong-un nukes you!" - Jimbo Matou
"Fukroputonuku to you too jerkwad!" - Timbo Muoni

by Ocean613 October 7, 2017

Futon

A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.

Have fun but be careful not to roll off the futon!
Adam why would you do that you futon!

by Jonydo May 9, 2018

FTROTW

For The Rest Of The World

He went for a mile (1.6Km FTROTW)

by CrankyDoc May 18, 2019

funtrombulous

funtrombulous refers to (or suggests) to a males vagina

one of my buds, all most certainly, trying to expose his funtrombulous.

by Jakeey09 April 4, 2019

Furropelea

Evento en el que dos o más miembros de la comunidad furry se enfrentan en una pelea de tipo violenta. Esto no debe ser confundido con la habitual práctica en esta comunidad, conocida como el sexo desenfrenado (La cual, en su defecto, es nulo); mientras que el segundo es una práctica causada por la degeneración de los individuos furry, el segundo es provocado por el bajo autoestima y alta sensibilidad de los mismos.

eu wacho mira una furropelea

by Juan Carlos Bodoque May 9, 2020