3rd funniest

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.

Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Resource funneling

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.

"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

anal funnel

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth

Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!

by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021

Funneling

The use of a funnel to insert objects into a persons anus for stimulation and pleasure.

Dude, not all Asian girls are into funneling baby eels.

by notshok October 15, 2010

Funner

Something that is more fun than something else. Comes from The word fun, but it's for lazy people who don't want to say more fun.

Wow, painting is much funner than drawing.

by Em August 16, 2004

Funnies

A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.

Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?

by Maria Gonzales September 13, 2008