Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

by schino20 May 31, 2018

After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

by Totsjeal May 1, 2010

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

by alynmo May 15, 2010

tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.

Me: I would funke tyler funke any day of the week.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 24, 2020

Cum funk

Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.

Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.

by Dr. Orgazmo February 19, 2010

book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.

I'm in a terrible book funk.

by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018

man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009