Flonk

A word combining "Floof" and "Chonk".

"OMG, look at that flonk!" They said in awe of the flonky bear.

by NotAToaster July 11, 2021

flonk

a wooden plank which is a bit rotten but not to much

that's a flonk we can't use it for the build of the house

by visionator March 2, 2022

Flonk

When you go into a store and you see the teacher that flunked you so you exclaim "forkfucker flonk dick" so your teacher gets mad and tells you that he will have to lower your grade even though you graduated 30 years ago and live in a dumpster outside of IHOP.

Student living in IHOP dumpster who just saw their teacher: FORKFUCKER FLONK DICK!
Teacher: please do not ever speak of me like that again,lt is very disrespectful and bad why would you say such a thing fuck you go to hell i hate you. Also i'm lowering your grade bc fuck u ahhahahah!!1
The afforementioned student: what the fuck

by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

flondom

A watertight sleeve, made of cellophane plastic and closed at one end, into which flower stems are inserted for safe transport, e.g. after purchasing at a store. Resembles a condom for flowers; the etymology is "flower" + "condom"

When you buy a bouquet at Trader Joe's, they always put the stems into a flondom before bagging it.

by Liouxie Lioux May 10, 2023

Flong

When you mispronounce the word “long” and it comes out as “flong”

Why are the cheese sticks so flong - uh, I meant to say long!

by Deck the Halls,Falalalalalala May 16, 2023

Felony Murder

It’s basically when you have intent of committing a federal crime like robbery. When you’re doing it and someone dies in the process you’ll get charge with it.

2 siblings robs the store and the store owner kills the guy and the other one survives . The survivor goes to jail and be charged with felony murder because it’s basically his fault that his sibling died.

by Zideo June 27, 2023