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Fucktardopia 

A magical, mystical place where doctors and their staff live. Everything there requires no thought or effort, everything is free including all computer hardware, computer support and office supplies.

In Fucktardiopia you can call people in the real world and have them listen to you ramble on about shit that is seemingly complicated to you, where in reality you just cannot think for yourself and natural selection has passed you by, so that you may continue breeding and making more little fucktards that the rest of us have to support.
What the fuck, you think this is free, oops I'm sorry you must be from Fucktardopia.

Should I hit Ok to continue or should I click Cancel, ya moron your not in Fucktardopia, try reading and thinking about what you should do.

You must be from Fucktardopia as you obviously failed reading comprehension.
Fucktardopia by Tardmaster August 3, 2009
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fucktardess 

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.
fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010

Fucktard 

In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
Fucktard by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009

fucktard 

Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
fucktard by Alfie The Horndog July 14, 2005

Fucktarded Scarecrow 

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

incompetent fucktard 

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.
I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.
incompetent fucktard by foolinlove December 14, 2008

fucktard 

A cross between a retard and a fuck. Usually referring to a guy who completely fucks up and must be mentally retarded to fuck up so badly.
Girl1: He actually said that?!?!?
Girl2: Yes.... :-S
Girl3: What a fucktard
fucktard by ViktorKrumwannabe February 14, 2009