freshman shower 

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

freshman shower by ooothatboi October 24, 2017

Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.

Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.

Freshman Overload Syndrome by College Success July 31, 2017

freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .

Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool

freshman tool by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017

freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman

“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”

freshman dirty dick down by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018

freshman goggles 

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).

September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."

freshman goggles by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018

Freshman mango 

The type of juul flavor that is what develops the nicotine addiction in most highschool freshman’s.

Cate: my advice for my younger self is to not get addicted to freshman mango

Freshman mango by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019

Freshman thot 

a female who typically has a flat butt yet still gets seniors because they’re easy

Sarah: dang Merissa such a freshman thot

Lisa: i know. she’s always with seniors

Freshman thot by neighborhoodhoe223 February 1, 2020