Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016

Freezer

The freezer move is what bored hung-over guys do to their friends to make themselves laugh and feel better. The freezer move is best done when laying on opposite ends of the couch. You grab your buddy's ankles and pull them towards you while jamming your big toe as far up their ass as you can. This movement causes their arms to fly out and they freeze in that position with a shocked look on their face.

Everyone laughed when I gave Jim the freezer move.

by 1 Nut Master 1 April 24, 2017

Freezergasm

The feeling of absolute pleasure when you stick your head in the freezer to cool off.

Jeff: Dude...I just had the best freezergasm EVER.
Joe: Wtf is a freezergasm?
Jeff: Here let me show you *proceeds to shove Joe in a freezer*

by StudlyBeargasm August 8, 2017

Freezer rust

When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.

Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust

by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017

freezervation

Freezing to death and dying

"Oh no Jeffrey died of Freezervation!"

by Bob Willbert February 18, 2018

Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.

-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?

by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018

Freezer Baby

When you are cloned and your clone is still in its fetus form and is put on ice so when you die you can live on your life as your clone

Andrew: I hope one day we can have freezer babies in our world.i wanna live forever

Vasia: what’s a freezer baby ?
Andrew: it’s your clone that’s put on ice

by Neon_paint December 3, 2018