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Flukes

The name that most people use to refer to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (AKA, the Anaheim Angels and the California Angels).

They're the Flukes because somehow, they stumbled into a World Series win in 2002. Most people just laugh at the Aristotelian confluence of improbable events that made this possible. The team had no talent and has accomplished nothing since, so yeah, they're the Flukes, and shall be called thus forevermore.
The Flukes might have accidentally taken the World Series because during Spring Training, their retarded Rally Monkey farted on several team members. Of course, the players loved it because, well, they're nasty and retarded. They inhaled enough of the gas to destroy what little of their brains they had left, and they forgot how horrible they really were at baseball, and had career years, all for reasons passing understanding.

Of course, that's just one Fluke theory. Any other explanation is probably just as good for the Flukes to have accidentally taken the World Series.
by Ploppers October 24, 2007
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flucking

Flucking is also a word used to describe the action of flunking out of an establishment of higher education due to a surplus of sexual activity.
Did you hear about that mainline bitch?

No, what happened?

She had to drop out because she was flucking.
by I ruin lives May 1, 2007
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fluckering

The act of flapping and running, esp. seagulls
We saw a whole flock of seagulls at the beach fluckering. This word was created by my son, Matt, at the age of six. He wanted to know what the seagulls were doing, and when we couldn't tell him what it was called, he said they were fluckering.
by Doggo Dane June 30, 2006
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Flukens

from the word 'fluke'. to flukens is to one-up, disrespect, or publicly shut down someone or a group of people.
for example, if you had a public debate in which you stuffed a fool so completely that he could say nothing and all of his points of validity are utterly destroyed, you have officially flukens him. this term cannot be used like 'fluke you' or anything like that, the word is flukens. all forms of the word (past, future, etc) are all flukens, not flukensed or fluked.
George bush flukens the whole world!

You flukens me!

When we play halo i flukens you with teabags.
by Young Beastly March 7, 2009
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Fluke Skywalker

Someone who does something correct by chance, but then claims to have done it on purpose.
1: Wow! what a fluke!
2: Nah mate, I meant to do that.
1: Of course, Fluke Skywalker. Of course.
by broofmo February 23, 2017
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Fluke Dome

Created by LowTierGod, Its when a girl tickles your penis while stroking and sucking, causing multiple feelings. lmao
Samantha gave me that crucial Fluke Dome!
by lucifaah July 14, 2020
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flanking

Kinda like tittyfucking, but with ass cheeks.
Hannah's ass cheeks are calloused from the dozens of men she's been flanking with.
by chepatitis February 17, 2009
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