Flemsterbating

The act of blowing your nose into your hands while in the shower and proceeding to masterbate with the mucus in your hand as a form of lubricant.

Guy 1: "Damn man, you were in the shower for like a half-hour."

Guy 2: "I know sorry man i was flemsterbating"

by b63smith June 11, 2011

Floetry

A skilled poet who's about to put it down with expressive Talent

KL hit the stage and left the crowds done with his Floetry performance

by Klover324 December 30, 2018

*cough* *flem*

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

by moonay November 23, 2009

Flemhead

A person who is a twat

look.. hes tryin to pull.. hes a rite flemhead..

by christy and amy February 24, 2009

flemcha

thick arabic phlegm with puss

dammnit!, there's flemcha all over the ground!

by ADLA X February 19, 2009

Floeny

To cough in a way to hide words

Man 1 to man 2; (coughing) Gay, Man 3 to man 2; Mannn! you just got floenyed.

by BB.9005 November 11, 2010

Flemblebleh

The designated tickle area; the ticklish regions of your body

Where is your flemblebleh?

My flemblebleh is located on my sides and my knees.

by Journyeb June 2, 2018