floaterboat

Pouring a liquid substance in a pair of nice breasts and simply shaking your face between them whilst drinking the substance

“Yoooo Mack I saw you floaterboating Macy in the pool over there, you silly sly salt!”

by MaxGetJiggy February 17, 2022

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

by User77 October 22, 2018

The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.

Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!

by djdjsn August 21, 2024

floatard

Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.

Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.

by The Great Badger October 17, 2008

Floatee

A person who has risen time and again to a higher position at work despite their complete lack of skills. Like a piece of fecal matter that refuses to be flushed away, this 'floatee' not only keeps their job, but keeps going to the top.

Tom got to be network president by being a floatee and surviving the recent firings. No matter what he does, this floatee still rises to the top...

by Schmeckleman December 13, 2010

floaturd

The buoyant nugget sized turd that remains in the bowl after the flush

Dave, I went to use the crapper and some nasty jerk left a bunch of floaturds behind. I think somebody else's wife cooks worse than mine.

by Mr metal chip July 23, 2015

floager

Someone who is irritating and doesn't shut up.

Oh no, here comes the floager.

by AG3950 October 16, 2017