Flagwankers

People who hold flags at outdoor music concerts blocking the view of the people behind.

I wish those flagwankers would piss off.

by Crackon December 20, 2021

Flashbang

When you cum in your own eyes, often during sleep. This word can also be used by guys during sex before he cums in a girl’s eyes.

“FLASHBANG!” *goes back to sleep or
“Bro, you just flashbanged me”

by Dragdi March 11, 2022

Flashbang

When in a dark room with a homie, get their attention. Once you have the attention, rapidly flash your camera flashlight in there direction. While they are disoriented, make your way towards them and rip ass on them.

Guy 1: How did you do it?
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.

by SDAntics April 10, 2022

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

Flashbang

Like a flash mob, but a public orgy.

Hey bros! You guys want to be in an all dude flashbang?

by MasterBlaster139 December 16, 2022

Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded

“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”

by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023

Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded

“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”

by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023