flagorken

Flagorken was a word founded by Bentonious Portofino meaning that one wants to become a wizard.

Harry Potter is a Flagorken

Everyone wants to be a Flagorken

by Mishizzle October 17, 2004

flak

Hot, tall drink of water of Australian origin. Has a decided preference for brunettes. Follows directions moderately well.

Flak is sooo sexy. Where's my bottle of brown hair dye?

by Jules March 25, 2005

flak jacket

The act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade

When a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. So he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.

John: dude look at that eye candy over there
Dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with
John: Bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out
Dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on

by Jhunter666 January 25, 2011

Flaco

A term used against obese land whales as to cause offense by way of FLACO meaning skinny in the dictionary

Oh my god. Look at that flaco boy over there

by ROLLINaJ December 17, 2018

Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS

Dont be a Flak Monkey.

by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004

flakob

A big fag that is gay and looks like the arangatang from top gear

Hey your a stupid flakob

by Your moms big juicy vibrator April 8, 2018

flaboyant

A fat bird given to ostentatious or audacious display, when really she should know better.

She's so flaboyant.

by Jon March 10, 2004