Flaffell

The state of total retardation or cluelessness. Lacking the motor skills to function in society. Losing one's touch with reality

Dude I was so Flaffelled last night after drinking that Parrot Bay.

by Flaffelled Person April 10, 2010

flaptuous

Very cold. Does not have an exact temperature, but when it's hella cold outside, could be due to rain, wind, snow, or just lack of warmth.

It's so damn flaptuous out today. Wish I had brought my coat.

by dawgz525 December 15, 2010

flart

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

Flaffendagen

German Word For Banana.

I Would Love A Flaffendagen For This Fruit Salad!

by ZekeTheGeek3.14 August 22, 2012

flaptism

Flat baptism. A party to celebrate the mass baptism of an entire flat group of students.

"Wow, Jimmy's flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!"

by jimsparty January 27, 2014

flaffle

Frozen eggo waffles

Woman go make me some flaffles I'm hungry.

by ProMotoBoater December 3, 2014

Flartcenta

To expel intestinal gas through the anus after a giant poo. Like one expels a placenta after childbirth.

Oh man.. I feel so good after I do my

~~
-What was that?
--Oh, just my daily flartcenta

by Flartcenta January 5, 2017