The opposite of vague booking, people write so much in their status that they run out of room... Or TMI constantly.
This would be flab-booking: Last night I went to out with my chicks, steph said I was hot but I totally think my ass has been too fat lately! Anyway I saw my man John again and he was tasty. we talked for awhile then took turns;) Then we left around 4 am and rode home in this nasty cab. It was just eww. When we got back to the house we decided th watch some flix before passing out, also did a little janky smoke and the movie was like " " after using.
by Crazy itch November 18, 2011
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the dude gets off the plane and the person picking him at the airport says 'oh shit, how'd you get that stain on your shirt greg? you must've gotten flab fucked. that's not the way to get to the mile high club fuckwad.'
Greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn't noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.
Greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn't noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.
by 5150 - Seriously Tho March 26, 2008
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Get the Flabbergas mug.a name for someone you know named Abigale who is highly annoying and is hardly liked and doesn't have many friends. if they go by abbey you can them flabby. mostly, you dont say this name to her face but in conversation about her. you can also use this when you are with a group of friends who dont like her and use it as a comeback or a dis.
1. "oh my god, flabagail is really getting annoying"
2. "wow, shes almost annoying as flabby"
3."ugh i really hate flabagail"
2. "wow, shes almost annoying as flabby"
3."ugh i really hate flabagail"
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