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Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.
Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut
by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009
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filter artist

A person who takes pictures, runs them through a filter in Photoshop, and calls it their art. They generally mass-produce pictures this way without any talent whatsoever. A shame to real artists everywhere.
"Look! I took this photo of a tree and made it so it looks like I drew it! It's art! I'm awesome!"
"No, it's not. You're just a stupid filter artist."
by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007
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filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".
Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.
by Lafurnace July 13, 2014
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felty

used to describe cars that are mintboxes
Hi boy, that car is a felty yoke sham!
by FeltyYokesAndBines October 10, 2019
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The Filby Effect

The Filby effect is where a person/persons revise for exams intesnsely with a large magnitude of time prior to the examination. This early start and volume of revision causes poor exam reaults due to excess preparation.

Symptoms include: Loss of social life before exams and an excesive preference for work during the academic year.
Person 1: I just spent the last 3 weeks revising for this test today.

Person 2: Really?! Unlucky, you'll be subject to The Filby Effect my friend - I started last night.
by ChickenRushLow June 22, 2011
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fifty yarder

A girl that looks good from far, but far from good. Fifty yards away she looks like a dime, but as you get closer, you find that she's only a nickel. Maybe worse.
Damn, she's about a fifty yarder.
by Creepy Mark April 3, 2010
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nifty fifty

A 50mm prime camera lens with an f-number of 1.8 or lower. The first lens to earn this nickname was the Canon EF 50mm f/1.8 II, introduced in 1991. Nifty fifties are cheap to buy, have sharp optics, and give amazing bokeh.
Yeah, I got a huge collection of zooms and wide angle lenses, but when all else fails, the nifty fifty always delivers.
by ordinaryk December 21, 2012
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