CHINESE FIREDRILL

chinese firedrill is when a car comes to a red light, someone yells "chinese firedrill!!", somebody has to get out and run around the car (doesn't matter who, "not it" works) and get back in before the light turns green.

If the light turns green before the person is back in the car, the driver drives off. this gets especially amusing when someone locks the doors.

Nate was stranded when he didn't make it back in the car during the chinese firedrill.

by snoop dizzle January 19, 2005

[fired on]

When a person is hit extremely hard in the face and begins bleeding severly.

Ex.1 That man fired on his ass!

Ex.2 Hey nigga, you better back up before you get fired on!

by Craig Jones DA HURRICANE May 19, 2007

Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

by JonnyBass April 20, 2008

fixedish

Something that keeps getting fixed, over and over, but breaks anyways.

Dude, my 1974 Pinto is fixedish!

by FlameSnyper October 20, 2010

Fired

Rejecting a comment from someone, in jest.

Telling someone off for disliking something you like, in a joking manner.

"But I like those! You are so fired!"

by ShotgunPunk October 11, 2016

Fiedo

Slang term for asian guy with a small or no penis

Look at that fiedo!

by PoundThatAsh October 6, 2017

Fired

To be permanently suspended from a place of work.

Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018