literary masturbation

The act of using unnecessary elaborate speech to convey a simple point, or speaking in a tone that would make you seem like a pompous dipshit.

I recently attended the line at the food product facility, at which I purchased a deliciously decadent three cheese lasagna and a bottle of Spumante.

by Tiki Torch Bob June 19, 2004

Masturbation fodder

Anything used for a guy to masturbate to.

My girlfriend has gone on vacation for a week without me, so I am checking out the porno sites for masturbation fodder.

by Bg A March 21, 2012

anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine

Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation

by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005

Masturbation

"Practise sex"

If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Masturbation

Pulling and pumping your hard penis up and down to achieve an orgasm. At this stage your penis will ejaculate hot, sticky stuff all over your hands and then slowly go soft.

One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes. I lock the door now when I have a masturbation session.

by Callum69 May 24, 2009

wasturbation

n. massage the skin on your elbow
see also:
v. wasturbate - to massage the skin on your elbow
n. wenis - the skin on your elbow

Ouch, I scrapped my wenis! Now I have to wasturbate

Wasturbation is an easy and fun way to make your wenis feel better.

by Nonamecharley May 23, 2006

Masturbation

Something a lonely adult or kid in the dark does in and or after puberty. They are also ashamed.

I am sad and depressed because of my addiction to masturbation

by Don’t ask November 8, 2017