fake it till you make it

faking confidence or happiness until you've reached or attained it; displaying what you want to be until you become it

I'm very uncomfortable in my skin, but act confident around everyone. Gotta fake it till you make it!

by nosam March 4, 2015

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

fake

Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.

(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts)

Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(

Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:

Person 1: mmhmm

*Get the test back*

Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-

Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(

*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*

Person 1: mmhmm...

by Definition Expert July 20, 2011

va te faire foutre

French expletive, meaning go "fuck yourself".

A: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
B: Va te faire foutre!

by Aki April 14, 2004

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.

1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

Fake Deep

It is the act of trying to appear "woke" or "depressed" on a social media site to gain followers. It is usually built around a fake persona, built with the need to 'fit in' when in reality, it undermines real mental disorders, and could sometimes lead to legitimate depression. If you're suffering from depression, call your local hotline.

Please, don't try to be fake deep and build your persona around something you aren't.

by Dale Zatar November 19, 2019

faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009