by rolios4mybunghole November 9, 2018
Get the Floss mug.Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.
After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.
A: I'm a flossopher.
After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.
by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012
Get the flossopher mug.A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction. Usually done by people that enjoy cock in their ass.
by WalkingAbortion June 16, 2019
Get the Flossing mug.
Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.
by Mike Sig December 10, 2006
Get the Lowell Flosser mug.Bill: Don't you live in Flossmoor?
Elizabeth: Yeah, me and my family also have a lakehouse, two Ferraris, a pet tiger, and an inground pool in our basement.
Elizabeth: Yeah, me and my family also have a lakehouse, two Ferraris, a pet tiger, and an inground pool in our basement.
by homewood resident December 13, 2010
Get the flossmoor mug.by Whitey McCracka May 13, 2005
Get the floss mug.