Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.

by eMM October 23, 2012

No Algebra for Florida

A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.

To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.

by Covido April 28, 2022

Florida Vibrator

When you are hitting it in the seat and she farts.

Man I was going to town on the seat and my girl gave me a Florida Vibrator.!

by assajjventress January 29, 2016

Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

Florida kid

Someone from Florida, particularly a teenager.
Vocabulary consists of jhit, vineyard vines, tiktok, supreme, and Periodt
Usually white, rich, and annoying

Max - The new kid lives in a mansion but uses gang signs more than actual words

Jordan - Must be a Florida kid

by Monkeyshit4life October 18, 2019

Florida Fedora

The Florida Fedora is when a man poops on top of a female's head (creating the hat), and then ejaculates on top of it (creating a fashionable fedora feather).

The Florida Fedora Vinny gave to that girl last night looks very stylish.

by Injong August 30, 2017

florida theo

Fuck theo Christopher

fuck florida theo

by Florida theo April 1, 2019