figure skating

the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.

Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?

Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!

by hockey player :) February 17, 2009

figure skater

a person who thinks they are an athlete but are really just a snobby, stuck up public skater in fancy clothes. Mostly woman but every now and then you get the typical gay man who fits right in with the livestyle of a figure skater. All figure skaters act like they hate hockey players but deep down inside they really want to get them in bed. This is very true at THE RINK.

Look at becca out there. She just thinks her shit dont stink because she can do a spin. Typical figure skater.

by the rink guys January 7, 2011

Father figure

Oh yes please daddy a lil bitta that

‘Litty titty’
‘YeS pleAsE fatHeR fIgUrE’
‘K I n k a y y y’

by UrMommaBigEwIe November 24, 2018

figure of 8

When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.

"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"

by Aatif Ansari January 24, 2009

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021