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Ghost FB'Ing

When You Go Online But Stay Offline On Chat, Scroll Through Posts Without Responding, View A Few Pictures, And Signing Out. Essentially Scapegoating Any Contact With Other Users.
-The Example Is A Beyond Obvious, Redundant Restatement Of The Definition, But Alright-

Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll

Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..

Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll

Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status

Facebook User: *Logs Out

Facebook User:

Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
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Ghost FB'Ing
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by Xeno7365 July 19, 2012
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FBI

The kind of agency that would stare at you thru the computer cam and would blow up and bust down your house’s door and windows all because you were staring at 5 year old animated girls
The FBI got me arrested yesterday.
by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019
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FBI OPEN UP

The thing you hear before the FBI busts through your door and raids your entire house for loli.
*knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
by Frank Grimey Grimes July 14, 2018
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Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.
Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020
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FBI Agent

People who can look like 7 other people in 5 minutes and have 18 different passports with 35 different names.

Work for the part of government who thinks they are the smart ass and center of the world. People usually have a love-hate relationship with them, in the sense that you get amazed by the jobs they do but also hate their snobby know-it-all attitude. In movies they are the people who flash a wallet and roar "FBI!" as they chase after terrorists with legit looking guns.

Favorite phrase is "that information is classified." This phrase is also the reason why people think they are snobby know-it-alls.
Person 1: Who wear sunglasses on a rainy day looking like they are going to the concert in that suit?
Person 2: Some kind of FBI Agent...
by tyrekesage May 26, 2010
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Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.
La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)
by Renjida March 7, 2008
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FBI OPEN UP

When you listen to loli breathing as you jiggle your sausage.
Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*
by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018
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