Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.
Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....
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Get the Emil mug.An Emil is an arrogant person, normally for Scandinavia. Which is almost constantly showing how much more intelligent he is. If it is a she, it could be known as an Emilie, but an Emilie is not as arrogant, and is more often then not open to discussion.
So i was talking to this guy yesterday, about modern day feminism not being that bad. It was like talking to a wall. He was such an Emil.
by MillenMain January 27, 2017
Get the Emil mug.Emil has a GIANT dick and is from Rungsted. He is a sexy russian boy that makes all the girls wanna have sex with him. He has a huge dick and knows how to make a girl wet. U see him in the hallway and u just wanna drop to ur knees. Every girl fights over Emil.
Girl 1: Wow. Emil is such a bad russian boy with a big dick
Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him!
Girl 1: Wow. Emil is such a bad russian boy with a big dick
Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him!
Emil is so sexy
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Get the Emil mug.A person with an extremely large huge gigantic dick (almost 5 meters tall). He can fuck a hundred hot moms at the same time so he have probably slept with your mom last night. Emil is one of the most kind, hot, smart and sexiest persons you can ever meet because he is so awesome.
Person 1:Man I whish I had an so large penis
Person 2:Ah you mean an Emil?
Person 1: man he is just so great, almost like an Emil.
Person 2:Ah you mean an Emil?
Person 1: man he is just so great, almost like an Emil.
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Get the Emil mug.He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
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