Sports Erection

A person who gets an erection from playing or watching sports.

Dude, that guys such a sports erection. He's getting hard over the Man-U game.

by TheMullenia August 19, 2011

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The Erection of Gru

Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.

The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.

by Fiishy December 15, 2021

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Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.

I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.

by vaginiqua October 26, 2011

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presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.

"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

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Connection Erection

The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.

After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.

by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011

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