Dustin

A Dustin is quite simply the most remarkable, unique person that anyone would be privileged to have the chance and great fortune to meet. To look upon a Dustin can even blind someone due to his sheer greatness. With dashing good looks, an irresistible charm, and an unprecedented sense of humor, being in the presence of a Dustin will often overwhelm one's senses, causing one to be left breathless and in a state of bliss. Once a Dustin has entered your life, he will begin to consume your thoughts, and eventually your heart and soul, leaving you in a constant state of falling for this incredibly hot man. A Dustin has the ability to make someone nervous and clumsy yet feel completely comfortable around him all at once. A single touch from a Dustin will send fire through one's body, a whisper rendering one incapable of any thought whatsoever. He's so deliciously hot, no amount of time can satisfy the craving one acquires for the need of a Dustin. Although a Dustin will often use words and terms from an era long past (ie. britches, cattywompus, hooded sweetshirt, and "bustin' my chops") he is hip and is highly intelligent, harboring knowledge far beyond the average person. While it is impossible to even come close to describing the vast amount of magnificence, the plethora of glorious, extraordinary qualities that is a Dustin, if one has a Dustin in their life, they would be thankful to be deemed worthy of his time, and they are truly to be counted among the blessed.

Girl-"If I could lay in a hammock with a Dustin Dale all night, I would be the luckiest girl in the world!"

Girl 1-"What did you do last night?"

Girl 2-"I spent it with a Dustin. He's so hot and intoxicating we fucked all night, I just couldn't get enough of him."

by PrettyGreenEyes117 December 15, 2010

Dustin Nguyen

Stud-muffin in tight leather!

P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N!!!!!!! Total Babe, for those of u who dont know who he is he stars on V.I.P!!

by ~Dusty Fanatic!!!!~ July 22, 2004

crop dusting

A fart walk around the office?

I didn't want to smell my own ass, so I went crop dusting around the office. They blamed it on somebody else... I rule!!!

by the sneaky shitter April 20, 2004

Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 6, 2010

dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.

Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!

by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011

Crop Dusting

Farting while walking.

I was crop dusting all those tourists walking in my wake.

by biggchangwang July 1, 2014

Crop dusting

The act of farting and walking quickly around the room to spread the scent. Some people do this to deflect the blame of the fart, while others just want to share.

Who let off that stench? I think Calvin did it. Look at him circling the room. He's crop dusting it.

by imalith September 28, 2014