wishful drinking

Drinking alcohol...as if getting drunk will bring him/her back.

Sitting here throwing 'em back, thinking she'll come back, ain't nothing but wishful drinking! It's the reason she left you in the first place!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 1, 2023

Straight Edge Drinking Game

"straight edge drinking game" is a humorous expression that implies that a certain event or series of events will not happen, or will happen with very little regularity.

It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.

Example 1:

Joe: Hey, let's drink every time Bush says something smart.

Nick: That's a straight edge drinking game.

Example 2:

Andre: Here's a straight edge drinking game. Let's drink whenever Charles Bronson goes 5 minutes without killing somebody.

by PimpOfPixels May 27, 2010

penetrative docking

a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.

"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*

by VWASP October 31, 2007

drinking the bong water

Verb. A specific derivative of drinking the kool aid that refers to the tendency of left- wing activists to blindly follow their leaders and ideological beliefs without any appreciation for reality or opposing points of view. Persons who are drinking the bong water will often attach themselves to liberal causes or pursuits that don't have a snowball's chance in Hades of achieving victory.

Dave: Well, it looks like my sister is drinking the bong water again.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

Space Docking

Two objects namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal.

Me and my jew bro went space docking last night... i was stuck for hours.

by Tates726 February 24, 2013

space docking

When a man shits into a womans vagina.

Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking.

by GarethLJ April 22, 2006

Infinity Docking

Infininty docking is a homosexual act where two males engage the art of docking, however in a unique position. The first male is positioned on his hands and knees. The second male then assumes the same position, although he must face in the opposite direction. The two males then grab their partner's ankles with a firm yet sensual grasp. The two extremely homosexual and homoerotic males then create an angle of, 45 degrees with respect to the desired coordinate axis, toward each other with their pelvises. The lead and more agressively dominant male then inserts his erect penis into the foreskin of his erect partner's penis. Thus creating the visualization of the common mathimatical symbol used to represent infinity. From this point the two males then begin to thrust gently, yet passionately, while singing Phil Collins lyrics to each other. This act continues until climax or until the two males realize how gay they are and enter a state of mental disorder.

If both males have been circumsized then a docking sleve may be purchased and used.

Lance and Edwardo grew tired of attenting the usual rusty trombone parties that occured Milhouse's residence so the decided to pick up a box of wine coolers and try infinity docking.

by Lance Power December 4, 2009