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the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?
Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?
by Power476 April 14, 2021
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domeshot

any infliction or damage done to the head, cranium, or any other central area. taking something to one's own head.
1)I fell off my motorcycle and suffered a serious domeshot.
2)That nigga gave him a serious dome shot after he wiped his bugger on his FUPA.
3)y'all good on that blunt? DOMESHOT!
by 2102 October 26, 2005
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does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
by Colourful English May 2, 2006
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Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to find a reason to break up with their boyfriends, ismilar to terms, such as people change and I'll think about it

by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good

by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.

by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship
FBMP: I <3 you
JT: Does This Make My butt look big?
FBMP: . . .
by FBMP April 20, 2004
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Does the Pope shit in the woods.

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.
by i3ff November 6, 2008
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the difference between going on dates and dating

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.
Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."
by informative girl November 14, 2011
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does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic
?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?
by J. @kins May 6, 2008
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