Don Juan

Don Juan- A "Lady Killer" as they say. Meaning a bro who is very good with the ladies.

Person #1: "Dude, check out that Don Juan over there...He's totally killin' it with those chicks."

Person #2: "Oh yeah, thats Jacob."

by asink July 20, 2009

As dark as don

Something very, very dark.

A play on the word dawn and don cheadle, one of the darkest niggas on the planet.

This roadside lighting...It's as dark as don out here. I can't see shit.

Huh? Dark as dawn?

No, Don Cheadle.

Oh... yeah you're right.

by pitbear July 13, 2010

don rickles

To have your balls busted

This fool made certain he was known when I Don Rickles'd his ass

by Donnie Rickles December 2, 2014

Don Draper

Bad motherfucking ad man from the show Mad Men. Enjoys such pastimes as drinking scotch at work, making chauvinistic comments to women, and getting laid whenever he pleases. An American icon.

Yo, I got myself a new "WWDDD" bracelet, so whenever I'm unsure I can ask myself What Would Don Draper Do? and it's all good.

by slevin_123 December 19, 2008

don cheadle

1. Code word for marijuana
2. To engage in the consumption of marijuana

(Cheadle, as in weedle, as in weed.)

"Hey man, you think don cheadle will be there tonight? Yeah he is due for a performance."

"Ima go grab don and be right back."

"Seriously, let's go get cheadled."

by NomadicManic March 31, 2008

Don Rodrigo

A type of dessert-replacement whereby the waitress or waiter proceeds to put on knee pads, crawl under the table, and fellate the customer.

Often abbreviated to Donny Rod, and inherits it’s name from a traditional Portugese dessert

“And for dessert I’ll have the Don Rodrigo”
knee pads

“Had the best meal last night, even got a donny rod on the house”

“This is a really classy restaurant, I bet they have the best Donny Rods known to Man”

by Donny Rod connoisseur August 12, 2023

Don Lando

Also known as "Wesley Batson", he is a member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in 1987 in a hospital somewhere in a vacinity of doctors. In 1998, he was arrested off the Alaskan Coast for illegal whale hunting. He was released on a $450,000 bail by friend Aaron Allen. In late 1999, he moved to an abandoned World War II bunker in central Florida. There, he met Chris Stoney. Stoney awed Batson with his amazing drum skills. Once the three got together, they formed a band known as "Cool Band". However, they realized they missed something. Vocals. One day, Batson and Allen were at the local Goodwill searching for office chairs when they met Rob Lowe. Lowe's quiet yet firm appearence instantly aroused Batson and Allen's interests. Lowe signed and thus formed Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe.

Don Lando is Wesley Batson's alias.

by Risto1116 July 6, 2006