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Dry Docking

With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.
"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.
by D Asia August 6, 2006
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star docking

To defecate into another's vagina.
Billy pressed his anus against Mary's open vagina. Billy cared a lot about Mary, so he wanted to make sure that the seal would be air-tight. Billy began pushing the feces out of his sphincter, while gently kissing the back of Mary's neck. Billy liked to imagine that his anus was a spaceship, and that Mary's vagina was also a spaceship, and that Billy's feces was passengers and cargo being transmitted from inside one spaceship to another. Mary liked to imagine the same thing. Mary cooed lovingly as Billy squeezed all of his feces into Mary's vagina. Billy was pretty sure that he was in love with Mary. Mary felt the same way about Billy. Billy and Mary could be observed star docking about 17 times a week on average.
by user_corrupt December 15, 2011
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space docking

This involves 2 people. One person takes a big long poop and wraps it in plastic wrap. Then you put it in the freezer. When frozen, take out and insert into the other's anus!
Eddie loves space docking with Mike
by King Flump April 10, 2003
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Decking

To have sexual intercourse or perform sexual acts on a beach house deck.
While intoxicated at Cape Cod, Kim enjoyed a nice decking from her husband.
by Chrissiri September 7, 2013
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Rocket Docking

To run, full speed ahead, and dock a person of your choosing.
Alex and Pedro were rocket docking all night and came all over the dorito bomb.
by Ryan Vigs August 25, 2010
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dry-docking

Rough anal sex without lube, usually done by surfers on the beach.
"Billy was dry-docking Bobby last night and now he is walking like he is bow-legged."
by CaliBoySandyCrotch February 25, 2010
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Space Docking

The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.

Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.
'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?'

'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'
by Dazza2003 August 8, 2006
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