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Dickstracted

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.
I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.
by Billy13D March 16, 2024
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Dickstracted

the act of being distracted by sexual thoughts of a male.
I wasn’t paying attention to the movie because I was dickstracted.
by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024
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distract yourself

To frig yourself off
Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself
by Burmbly May 26, 2024
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Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.
I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!
by Exlimey March 7, 2026
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Dickstracted

For woman; When a woman is blinded by the dick. All about the dick.

For men when pussy walks in he losses all focus.
No matter how foul he treats her she stay dickstracted

Reggie got dickstracted when she came in.
by Twoshades420 June 1, 2025
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Dickstracted

Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.
I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.
by AliBGood September 4, 2025
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unpleasant distraction

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.
In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.
by supajack July 25, 2011
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