Dildo'd

When you go home with a girl after a night out but only to find you have whiskey dick after all the sauce you drank, so you whip out her dildo and finish her with that instead while still trying to get it up

Aw man i was soo shitfaced, last night , i couldnt get a stiffy ! I fingered, her but that didnt make her squirt, So i just dildo'd her instead

by Pascal Sheehy April 22, 2011

Dildo Faggins

A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.

Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!

by b-radicus February 27, 2009

dildo

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

by my enemy cometh in green shoes April 13, 2006

Dildo-Rocket

a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)

*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.

"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"

"A Dildo-rocket!"

by Spenc June 17, 2008

Dildo Hoppers

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.

I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

walking dildo

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.

Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...

by D.Praved January 30, 2010

Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009