When you go home with a girl after a night out but only to find you have whiskey dick after all the sauce you drank, so you whip out her dildo and finish her with that instead while still trying to get it up
Aw man i was soo shitfaced, last night , i couldnt get a stiffy ! I fingered, her but that didnt make her squirt, So i just dildo'd her instead
by Pascal Sheehy April 22, 2011
Get the Dildo'd mug.Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina
Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
by Jn702 October 1, 2020
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A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.
by Fuckyoudylan November 25, 2017
Get the dildo dylan mug.A person named Caleb that overcompensates for having a small penis by acting like he is the boss, or, manager of sorts, over everyone.
When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.
When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.
F: "You know Caleb right?"
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."
by Yokosuka Giana August 17, 2021
Get the Dildo Dude mug.A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.
Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.
by ihatemimes June 19, 2007
Get the Dildo Darts mug.A pussy who pulls out of fights after talking so much shit beforehand. Talks the talk but can never walk the walk.
“Dildo (hehe)! Dildo. Go Fuck Yourself. Go Fuck. Your. Self! Fuck YOURSELF! YOU ARE POINTLESS STAIN ON THIS EARTH! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK. YOURSELF! GET FUCKED! YOU TWAT! YOU DICKHEAD! EVERYONE NOW KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! BITCH MATE!! YOUR A BITCH! AND YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS OPPORTUNITY EVER AGAIN! NOW GO AND FUCK OFF!” -KSI to Dildo Dannis after pulling out of their fight.
by S/he’s just a friend August 18, 2023
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by Tkguardian April 16, 2015
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