Democracy

Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?

Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

DemocracY

Democracy is a primitive state of mind, or rather mindlessness, giving "power to the populace" from greek. By definition if there was a developed alien species on Mars, democracy would brand it as non-democratic automatically and wage a full-scale war against it till total extinction of one of the unlucky sides.

You forgot about our democracy, dude? Shave that all off immediately! And no cats allowed!

by Abongo April 23, 2024

Democracy

When Democrats win

Oh no! The voters chose Trump as their president! This is a threat to Democracy!

by Eushshtb March 5, 2024

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy

the basic NPC line right-wing demagogues say on TV when a threat to the ruling class's profits shows up

"China uses virtual reality in their schools!"
"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy"

by fatherless 124 March 14, 2024

democracy

democracy is a thing from ancient Greece it basically means for citzens to have the right to vote

did you here about democracy it means citzens get to vote their leader

by trashcan123 June 20, 2021

Democracy

Democracy is a form of government where people have the opportunity to participate in politics at all levels e.g voting for their own government. They will choose a government who will make decisions on their behalf and rely on the president and representatives to create decisions in their best interests. Presidential elections (USA) take place every 4 years and General election (UK) takes place every 5 years. The next presidential/General election is taking place in 2024 for both countries.

Democracy Is an effective form of government which provides fairness as the public have the right to have a say in who should run the country next.

by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021